August 9, 2013 |
Los Pollos Hermanos comment card
Chad Chmielowicz
Dear Sir or Madam,
I feel I need to begin by saying I am a longtime lover of your products. As a single mom some days after my shift I know I can stop by and acquire a good amount of your
August 8, 2013 | Poetry
Three Poems
Matthew Minicucci
I consider the narrow chain of cars pulled through city parks like kite-string. In linguistics, mora is a single unit of syllabic weight. I consider yelling at the yellow cab to add more syllabic weight to my overall point.
August 8, 2013 |
Grading Bad
Jon Sindell
She was The Incorruptible, so named by a senior during the most grueling AP World semester ever. “Just one night off, Ms. L,” whined star student Jasmine, comically sliding halfway to the
August 7, 2013 | Fiction
The Diner Scene
Dan DeMarco
At the diner, when David has been allowed to order a cup of coffee and become a thinking person again, he will begin to attempt to isolate the exact point in time when he decided to leave his wife.
Three short-shorts from Bombyonder
Reb Livingston
from Bombyonder
After the bird flu it wasn’t safe to eat the chicken or the stuffing. Gloves and knives couldn’t protect us. For the first time the chickens were calm as doves. For them, it was
The To-Do List
Sean Kilpatrick
Dearest Aubrey,
Thou hovereth - petite creature, mosaically charmed, whose eschewal doth blemish my undeserving metabolism - stroked betwixt channels what-have-you, tugged bestrewn through
A Phan's Notes: Veterans
Justin St. Germain
As I write this, just past noon on the Fourth of July, the Phillies are losing to the Pirates 2-1 in the bottom of the fifth. If they hold on to lose, they’ll be six games under. 500 and—oh, in the
An Interview with Rudolph Herzog
Michael Buozis
In his first book, Dead Funny, Rudolph Herzog explored the tricky history of humor and satire addressing Hitler and the Nazis in Germany. The Atlantic named Herzog’s debut one of their Best Books
An Account of the Shell
Patty Yumi Cottrell
Suppose the policeman does not come when you call him for help. So what good is the phone? What good is the policeman? Suppose the policeman is distantly related to a little Polish man who has
Field Guide for Fools
Erin Fortenberry
Curation
I told my first lie to a girl with a Hans Christian Andersen name, holding onto the metal bars in the playground while I spoke. The smell of pennies stayed on my hands until
An Assessment of Fast Food Hamburgers in the Southeastern United States, pt. 3
Joseph R Worthen
NOTE: This is the second of four installments in this series. We will be featuring two hamburger joints at a time. Read installments 1 and 2.
ABSTRACT
Within the pages of this report I’ve
Only God Forgives
Sean Kilpatrick
Note to critics: Nicolas Winding Refn is your better.
Joining the Circus
Erik Evenson
The three of them were in the car headed eastbound I-90, on their way to Tiny’s Farm, when Millard thought of his first name of the day.
“Abraham,” he said. “That’s got to be the
This Is The End (Spoiler Alert: Even Hipsters Can Love It)
Max
I’ve been shocked by reactions to This Is The End on two separate occasions. The first was after I’d seen the movie (three times) and a male acquaintance was shocked that a girl would even like it,
Care of Hardwood Floors
Liz N. Clift
The gouges / in the floor will become your scars, even as you erase / the life you had together. The floor is your map.
6 Poems (plus bonus possum poem)
Bill Carty
Sound for Fishes
Swim with a rock clutched between your teeth, apple-like. Have a friend do the same. Bang your rock against his rock. It will look like bad CPR. Sound is loudest
An Assessment of Fast Food Hamburgers in the Southeastern United States, pt. 2
Joseph R Worthen
NOTE: This is the second of four installments in this series. We will be featuring two hamburger joints at a time. Read the first installment HERE.
ABSTRACT
Within the pages of this
Five Poems from Radiant Action
Matt Hart
Anything worth saying can be rendered / as an aphorism, might itself be an aphorism, / just so you know My phrase of the moment / is radiant action...
Trellis Passing
Michael Chaney
The new neighbors were moving vans and glimpses behind curtains. In time, they became an electronic fiction behind a white trellis fence. My dog could smell their vacancies.
The Painter's Arm
Eliza Smith
My boyfriend cut off my arm while I slept. He had thought the whole thing through months in advance, he told me the next morning.
The Part Where Bull Scours His Room for Bugs
Diego Báez
He slides an open palm up and down wallpaper that appears to depict horsemen and battalions in battle. He presses an ear to it. He tilts a framed print of Caravaggio’s Holofernes away from the wall.