I hope you’re still unsatisfied. I hope you’re keeping your nose clean. 

When it is morning morning I dress myself in nice human clothes. I am ready to leave the garden, but I do not leave the garden.

Baby’s first ethics class shouldn’t be the media

When your father and I found out you were a boy I remembered the time in my early twenties a co-worker at my first restaurant job... more

A vacation, after all, is just geography.

It is not comfortable to be on the show anymore, but Snooki never finished veterinary school and she needs the money.

soju smooch...

Glenn cleaned public bathrooms at beaches across Harwich, Massachusetts.

There’s a complex mythology to this album, one that plunges the BÖC back catalogue into a cauldron of secret histories and magick mirrors and extraterrestrial visitors.

in the poem ava wrote, the one...

Do us in quick, I begged, do me easy.

SOMETIMES WHITE PEOPLE THINK THAT YELLING FACILITATES LANGUAGE ACQUISITION.

"The Hen Who Pecked Her Children to Death" and "I Take My Partner to a Wedding"

Dear              ,
I’m sorry that on your birthday you lost all your money gambling while I made $250.

We have not seen Mark for the rest of the season, confirming my steadfast belief that he was either a criminal masquerading as an employee or an employee who was immediately fired once his conduct towards an Access Member and celebrated Hobart columnist was discovered.

THE SEATTLE MARINERS' history is one long tale of woe studded with infrequently dazzling displays of... more

I'm four months late posting this interview, and that's on me, but it's a testament to Sam Ross's debut collection, Company, that... more

That chorus, the coda of “Famous Last Words,” which closes the album except for the gimmick bonus “Blood,” pretty much saved me.

Only 498 words remain. So, let's turn to death.

From the time I was seven until I started taking Seroquel, an anti-psychotic, I had this unending feeling of doom.  ‘My go to’, be that of death.

I kept my thoughts about Bitchface Becky to myself

 but then Beyoncé did something magical

Very Crowded Bar but Ain’t No1 Make Their Way to the ICC yet?

Fell sorrow’s small intestine ;... more

Our waitress bustles around smiling a strangely huge smile for this boring work night. My boyfriend Nick and I don’t follow football and weren’t invited to any parties, and since most Texans are either holding or attending parties the place is pretty deserted. After the waitress brings our waters she follows her normal script and asks if we want to try a signature TGI Fridays drink, but her eyes keep dancing to the bar behind us.

Perhaps we are simply trying to figure out how to stay inside a relationship – our relationship – and figure out how to physically exit the space we currently inhabit and enter another. 

Orange

It’s a child’s color                        or it should be             tasting like early... more

My wife and kids and I are driving around in New Orleans, not too far from where I spent the first... more