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January 1, 2012 |

Cakewalk, Motherfucker

Ian Golding

 

Talk to me about red velvet, butter cream, German chocolate—it’s all I give a damn about. Some thick-framed, salad eating nobodies bring kids to a cakewalk. Fine. Whatever. Their loss. I

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Two Stories photo

January 1, 2012 |

Two Stories

Gregory Sherl

 

Never Trust an Ugly Unicorn

Never trust an ugly unicorn. They’re ugly for a reason and they don’t exist for a reason, although that might be a completely different reason. It is weird to

Screen Door Submarine photo

January 1, 2012 |

Screen Door Submarine

Eric Ellingsen

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We practiced being Endless for around an hour a day at first. Endless practice was like little pulley practice, like you were a little pulley for me and I was a little pulley for you. We

Twitterfeed: TheSinner'sCorpse photo

January 1, 2012 |

Twitterfeed: TheSinner'sCorpse

Alexander Lumans

 

Day 1: Escaped labs today—power outage. (Years since our last repair; upset@SRSresearchers) In the sun, we’re some pretty fucked up “inventions.”

1: Role call (twelve of us left):