FIRST GINORMOUS MONSTER GIFS DO THEIR GALL ON CITIES LIKE THE CONSTANT PENETRATION WE KNOW WE PARSE AND THEN ROBOTS CHILDREN HAND THEIR SHOES TO FUCK YES THEIR LITTLE SHOES BY COMPARISON TO HOLY SHIT SWORDS THAT PWN THE OZONE HEY KID NEVER FALL IN LOVE WITH YOUR VIBRATOR HAHA I DON’T CARE WHO I AM ANYMORE & HAVEN’T CONSIDERED ANYTHING EXCEPT SUICIDE FOR YEARS SHOW UP AND POUNCE ON THAT SHIT LOOKING FOR A SECOND MOUTH TO FUCK AND FUCK IF I’M NOT 200% GULLET THESE DAYS ANYWAY *UPDATE* PLEASE SWAT THIS MOVIE FROM MY ACCALIM *UPDATE* THEY INTERFUSE A MENTAL DURATION OF POODLES NOT STRAIGHT TO VIDEO BUT STRAIGHT TO BOWEL & I’M IN THE BACK ROW WHERE WHAT ONCE PASSED FOR MY CROTCH ONCE WAS BUT THEN BUT THEN WHO CARES THE FUCKING BATTLESHIP IS LIKE HIS CIGARETTE OR CHASTE OR I’M CHASTE I’M SAYING THIS MOVIE RIM-JOBBED ME INTO BELIEVING I'M SAYING EVERYONE'S PISS WHISPERS NOW & IS THE CINDER WE CONTINUE LIVING KABLOOEYED BACK TO OUR SCENIC KIDNEYS OR CARE TO BORROW THAT CAVITY I CALL MY PUPILS GOODSIR *UPDATE* ALI BOMAYE *UPDATE* DAMN THIS REVIEW MUST END BECAUSE I HAVEN’T REFLECTED UPON ANY TOPIC SINCE I WAS PRENATAL & ARE WE NOT PROPULSIONS BACKWASHING SLOW INTO THE CONFINEMENT WE ORIGINALLY WERE ARE WE THEN NOT FROM THOSE CONFINEMENTS ALL COUNTRYMEN OF THE SAME TEARDROP BALKING AT OTHER ORGASMS SO GO SEE IT IN 3D???!!!!!!
Sean Kilpatrick's latest book is Gil the Nihilist: A Sitcom from Lazy Fascist Press. http://sean-kilpatrick.tumblr.
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