0:00That's my uncle's house, across the street, grew up across them, like Andrew, he ate dinner
0:18every night.
0:19Years in our house, he didn't really know how to cook after his divorce, just thought
0:25that was kinda how things go.
0:28This is David Schultz's house, he's my friend, but my brother kinda scared him off, he
0:33bullied him pretty hard during a game of wiffle ball, but he was always cool, he was really
0:37good at Legos, and got intimidatingly good at guitar, got good quick, and then I think like
0:44he started dating, he dated this really hot chick, I thought she was way out his
0:47league, but she was younger, and I heard some rumors he used to like beat her and shit, so, I don't
0:52know what happened to that guy, his fucking twerp little sister uh got really
0:55hot, so that was confusing.
0:56Now we're doing Faheyville, this is where all those Faheys live, it's kinda the closest
1:01we got to like old mob, southern kinda bullshit, it's like this family, they're cops, they're
1:06politicians, they're successful business people, they all live in this neighborhood, they're
1:09all white and blue eyed, and blonde, and conservative, and they're all kinda assholes too, they're
1:16terrible to women, and shit, and gay people, and all that kinda stuff, but they're
1:21first in line at church, they run this town, they all live right there, and they kinda
1:25like, I think they tolerate my family, or like they like us, because we're always at the deli,
1:28like, it's a place where we just don't put our noses in anyone’s business, anyways,
1:35the Arboretum, that's where John Adams lived, I used to be friends with
1:38him, his brother ended up playing bass in a big band, Warped Tour, all that, I worked with him for a bit, I see
1:42him every once in a while, he'll come into town, stoned out his fucking
1:46mind, he’s a pretty cool dude, Burton, where my grandma lived, God rest her soul, grandpa too,
1:50rest in peace, childhood memories, right across the street from the middle school, I used
1:54to go up to middle school, just walk over there, it was like the first bit of freedom
1:59I think I ever felt, walk there, my grandma would make me grilled cheese every
2:04day, like three or four times a week, it was fucking awesome, we'd watch
2:08As the World Turns, that soap opera, I'd never know what was happening, but my grandma had
2:11to watch her stories, I used to just chill and watch TV, it was so cool, Memorial
2:18School, Memorial on the left, that’s where I shoulda went, it was a kinda trailer
2:24before, they renovated it, they had to send some of the kids to a different
2:29school, which ended up being a good thing, because as I would come to find out years later
2:33we live in the trashy part of town, and Windmere, so that's where
2:41I grew up, I remember when I was in high school, all those kids always getting drunk and high,
2:4614, ended up dropping out, going off to the military, Armed forces, or dying, they all just kinda came out of
2:51that school, so I kinda dodged a bullet on that one.
2:56Up Senate Street, one time Chris drove up Senate, going 100 at like
3:01age 16, peeling an orange with both hands out the window, me holding the steering
3:06wheel, screaming at him to stop peeling an orange with both hands out the window, he
3:10was just cracking up, laughing so hard, like it was the funniest thing he'd ever seen, and he
3:14used to become this real devil, not like road rage, but like a speed demon, like he just
3:22 got his license, he drives real nice now, but like for like a year after getting his
3:26license, he was just this fucking maniac, and now, that’s where Katie used to live, she
3:31had this dope chain link netting for her basketball hoop, like you were in Space Jam, or something, sometimes
3:37we'd just go over there and play, not even tell her, no clue if she was home, kinda
3:42 stopped being friends, one of our friends Hanley used to fuck her when he was drunk,
3:46and then stopped, that's where Al lives, the old delivery guy, Rosemary’s, his kids used to
3:51work there too, but Al’s crazy, all these JFK conspiracies, everyone in the deli hates
3:56him, that's the rec center, Ron Meletti used to run it, there's Bluebird Farms, that's
4:01why our band’s named Bluebird, apparently it was like Thomas Jefferson or something,
4:07George Washington hid out there in the Battle of Bunker Hill, which seems like unlikely
4:12because it's so far away, like five miles away, but I guess he had horses and shit,
4:17police department, library, some non-descript town hall kind of shit, library was cool,
4:25I used to be kinda freaked out as a kid, that library smell and stuff, but when I was
4:30living at home, I used to just work remote and write shit there, it's free, they
4:37really should have a cafe in those places though, it's a no brainer, Fire Department,
4:45Bank of America, where we get the bank, we're starting to get closer to, we don't even have
4:51a town center, we're getting closer to what you’d call the center, which is different now,
4:58this was a pretty small town when I grew up, humble, but now it's a tech metropolis
5:06that caters towards uh, people who don't live here, before I guess, before I was born, this
5:11used to be a farm, so I guess people probably said that when we put the fucking deli in, but
5:16I don't think so, I really think things are different, and things change sometimes,
5:19sometimes for the worse, not all change is the same, but anyways,
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