I want to spank Diane Sawyer
In fact, I'd pay upwards of
fifty dollars for it, at least
if she was wearing white cotton
panties
In my fantasy
I wonder
I stop and ask,
"Is everything okay, Diane?"
"Yes," she says,"yes"
just keep spanking
"Do you remember
the safe word?"
She rolls her eyes
and wiggles her ass
annoyed with me
Look, I try my best
I really want to spank
Diane Sawyer
If I could just cut loose
for once
Instead, even here
in my fantasies,
I stop
"Those love taps just ain't
doing it for me," Diane says
I try to say something about my
mother
and a belt
and raw fat legs
before I can though,
Matt Lauer is at the door
bald and bold and riding a Hog
They drive off together
somewhere, where I don't
know, but it's a rough, wild
country.
