Posts by Miss Unity

April 19, 2024 | Nonfiction


Miss Unity

Ball sweat, BO, ass, dirty armpits, nail polish, hairspray, feet, Newports, Bugler, Jack Daniels, vodka, cupcakes, tequila, donuts, Squirt, hot Cheetos, McDonald’s wrappers, coffee left sitting out for weeks...

April 12, 2024 | Nonfiction


Miss Unity

“Streetwise, streetwise.”

January 16, 2023 | Nonfiction

Why I Did It

Miss Unity

The day I stopped being a woman was a hard-boiled egg kind of day. 

October 10, 2022 | Poetry

Party Poems

Miss Unity

The other thing Belle did
Was burn three holes in my thigh
With her cigarette
Revenge for the chaos I’d caused

December 25, 2021 | Nonfiction

By Hook Or By Crook

Miss Unity

I never mixed meth with hooking. Not once. I didn’t want to ruin it! (Meth, I mean.)

May 30, 2021 | fucked up modern love essays

How We Looked Together


The first six months I took hormones I was frumpy and ridiculous looking. I didn’t know anything about makeup or styling

February 7, 2021 | fucked up modern love essays

My Terrible Purpose


 Where was my pimp? My boss? My daddy? I wanted a man from a Lana Del Rey song.