January 2, 2026 | Nonfiction
I Shouldn’t Give Blowjobs Anymore
Katie Haley
This has been a bad date that ended with a bad blowjob.
This has been a bad date that ended with a bad blowjob.
All I have every week is nothing but free time but I won’t tell the twenty-one-year-old that.
I started talking like a retired showgirl in a ruined by cigarettes raspy voice and asking my mom things like ‘what good is Tom without some of Dick and Harry on the side?’