You are driving home from a place that makes its own beer, where it seemed wrong to order just a few because this is a small business and... more

It was a difficult job for the man who painted night.  First off, he always stained his clothes.  An occupational hazard,... more

One

Can’t write now would be too sad to read.
My celeb crushes get married or domestic.
I’m like a pair of dollar store... more

Benjamin Percy is the author most recently of the novel Red Moon (out this month in paperback), as well as... more

Read part one of Joe's adventures through soup nazi'ing here.

—TURKEY CHILI (The Other Side of... more

Ohio

we belong in the grass. my twin is in every photo. we made our way out of the alley, rockford files dialogue, fedora, the... more

Should we smash the cricket of silence and smear its remains on our knees?
How do you feel about rap music? Do you know A$AP Rocky?
I don’t like Lil Durk yet; I don’t like Rich Homie Quan yet—it’s 2011.

I had no business in a haberdashery store that expensive as a seventeen-year-old high school student most recently employed as a dishwasher; even less so as a recently self-declared man, an until-three-weeks-ago woman, lurking timidly, covetously, in the racks of ties.  

Dude, You Killed a Marsupial

            for my brother

What I’ve learned about opossums

since that gruesome... more

Just look at those soup prices when Clinton was in office.

—MULLIGATAWNY (The Pain and the... more

Marlon Brando works at the full-serve Sunoco

For most foreigners overseas, the closest they’ll ever come to tasting American cuisine will... more

you come in tell me of your night like the boys all stared at ur tits

Leo and I are dicking around in his room after school when I pull this big cardboard box out of the closet.

—What is this? I... more

In my experience, it has been more helpful to have resolutions with a more quantitative approach, like 'cutting back on meat' or 'doing less drugs' or 'not being in a relationship for a while'. 

This movie is a semiotic fuck you

Behold the ass of Mickey

sex feels like a burden when you aren't on drugs