September 26, 2019 | Poetry
Three Poems
Fiona Helmsley
I kept my thoughts about Bitchface Becky to myself
but then Beyoncé did something magical
Posts by Fiona Helmsley
October 27, 2015 | Nonfiction
2002: An Internet Odyssey
Fiona Helmsley
I spent a considerable amount of my time online drooling on myself, arguing with the Courtney Love haters who camped out on her website, and searching for low- effort ways to get off the pills. None existed.
May 21, 2015 | Poetry
Facebook Friends
Fiona Helmsley
When you leave the comment that I am "such a good mom"
under a picture I have posted of my child online,
it freaks me out.
You haven't seen me in over twenty years,
and have never met
