The Artist Class: The New Millennial Rung in the Social Ladder
Victor Glass
The artist class?
The artist class?
He stole my Tupperware, the largest one in a glass Pyrex set.
His white face is red. Mom taught me that people turn red like tomatoes when they’re drunk. I look around and see pink and red faces all around me.
Sex would remain forever yoked to this school shooting, grief combined with an uncanny moment of clarity: life won’t be the same after this, regardless.
PS: My computer is really going nuts. If I can use one of your spare ones, I may need it sooner rather than later.
Sophie had recently gone through a break up. I don’t remember her ex's name. I do remember the striking legibility of the word VIOLENCE.
One day at the school for disturbed children I attended, a boy lit his pubes on fire.
The first thing I killed was a coyote. Grandpa pointed out that the coyote was a mother. Her belly sagged a few inches above the grass. Her front right leg caught in a wire trap. Grandpa handed me his
At night, we lay on unmoored mattresses, pressing hands over our eyes to block out spears of light from the street. We cursed our naked windows.
My fantasy of Lockwood started to deflate like a balloon with a tiny hole.
She feels bad for being taken aback before; she really is a very nice doctor.
In the anatomy lab, we are peeing into cups to check for any abnormalities within the urine
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One morning I woke up with my right scapula in my mouth. You would think that is physically impossible, but in the case of demonic possessions it is actually more normal than not.
I tolerated Marcus and Haley because I knew their drill. Marcus would pick me up with drugs coursing through his system
My wife watched me walk headfirst into a mirror.
I reminded myself that I spent just as many lonely afternoons in the State Library of Victoria with a pile of international Vogues as I did at a Goodwill in the Valley.
I didn’t want to write this essay, but I know somebody will publish it and feel good about themselves for platforming a disabled voice.
Shit, is this what the Zoom room people mean when they say fantasy addict?
I am just a village idiot.
“You’re dirty,” you said to me, “I don’t kiss you because I think about how many dicks must’ve been in your mouth."
I was sobbing too loud for the men’s room and I was in no shape to explain myself so I settled on the supply closet next to it. After a couple minutes of moping I got a BBM (we had to have Blackberries then, for whatever reason) from Jarrett. “Were fuck are you bro?”
To begin abruptly: I’ve been some degree of suicidal since I was fourteen. I don’t think this makes me special. In fact, I think I’d be more of an individual if I’d always wanted to live.
A year wrapped in a day, a teardrop at the climax of every way that wounded, furthering the wounds.
That was the world then…
That was the world then….bawdy cars and tawdry thoughts and rundown wannabe skyscrapers brownie baked by the sun that just looked cheap against the horizon and everybody
The day I stopped being a woman was a hard-boiled egg kind of day.
Love is like a museum. You have to look around, experience things, and then leave.
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