Jay
Edward M. Cohen
Jay arrived once a week, every week, for sex. He was a dental student, worked Wednesdays at a clinic near my house so it was easy for him to call to see if I was free. I made sure that I was. He
Jay arrived once a week, every week, for sex. He was a dental student, worked Wednesdays at a clinic near my house so it was easy for him to call to see if I was free. I made sure that I was. He
Jordan lit a post-coital cigarette and contemplatively stared at the ceiling.
“My ex was a Nazi,” he said.
“What?”
You know what’s sad? When no one releases your sex tape.
So I wanted to bang this exvangelical guy and it's about to get worse:
We beat Brock Shamos every day. We beat him with jump ropes we stole from Mr. Randall’s P.E. class
It’s August in Manhattan when we both decide to leave. You accept a job in LA and my boyfriend packs my life in a U-Haul and drives it to our new apartment together in Pittsburgh.
When I toss
Our hypothetical date tomorrow is at a show for the band Tennis. I have never heard of them, but I trust him. I say I will work my magic to get us in.
The Barrington, CT Boston Market offers the creamy richness of all Boston Market feeding centers.
Like Richie’s “Hello,” Adele’s “Hello” is also an ode to longing.
Still though, that’s fucked up.
I agree, I say. It is fucked up.
I don’t write “I have the libido of a sloth” in my online dating profile. I don’t use my real surname now either.
The only reason I’ve seen Space Jam: A New Legacy so much recently is because I wanted to avoid talking to my wife.
“And then after I came out to my wife, she stumbled across People Can Change,” said the man from Fresno.
Marriage is often thought of as having little to do with eroticism.1
I met my husband while bartending in Oakland. He applied to be the new chef. Tattooed knuckles. Chubby cheeks. Full beard.
My mother had been on a rampage to find me a husband since I started college.
The whole first week after moving into his Brooklyn apartment – our apartment he keeps correcting me – I’m horribly constipated.
Oh, absolutely a mistake to have given the wealthy Protein Bar Daddy my number.
Seventeen days since you spoke your last words to me. They repeat themselves in my mind, I never want to forget them.
We get back together, because of course we do. He is better, now. Therapy helps both of us.
I saw into the face tattooed on his thigh and thought, I am not afraid.
Going to work after you’ve been on an meth bender in a brothel is not a good idea,
My father locked his children up in a house for years for fear that they would die of pesticides from plants. More than that, we were locked in our rooms with a gate.
The first six months I took hormones I was frumpy and ridiculous looking. I didn’t know anything about makeup or styling
Tim tells me that broke up is strong language to use. I wonder how he would describe our ending. Broke up implies an entity to be broken, but we never made it that far. I still don't know what we
I was with a Serbian who said, “Tonight is about your pleasure,” so I was doing great.
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