He did whatever Lulu told him, but not in a desperate way and they started having fun together again.

He did whatever Lulu told him, but not in a desperate way and they started having fun together again.

He wanted to eat her out while she read his book aloud.

He wanted to eat her out while she read his book aloud.

“You want to go to Heaven with me tonight?” Juniper delicately dropped one of the pieces of sandwich into her mouth.

“You want to go to Heaven with me tonight?” Juniper delicately dropped one of the pieces of sandwich into her mouth.

The universe seemed filled with women, aside from my brother and I it was all women and they did everything and chatted amiably amongst themselves,

The universe seemed filled with women, aside from my brother and I it was all women and they did everything and chatted amiably amongst themselves,

The cow udder, Freud wrote, was in its form a penis and in its nature a breast, and therefore the intermediary between penis and breast. The blowjob was therefore the image of innocence.

The cow udder, Freud wrote, was in its form a penis and in its nature a breast, and therefore the intermediary between penis and breast. The blowjob was therefore the image of innocence.

We had enough coke on us to keep the entire party going until sunrise, and when the late arrivals started trickling in, we got practical.

We had enough coke on us to keep the entire party going until sunrise, and when the late arrivals started trickling in, we got practical.

I figured that Anthony must have been a false promise: handsome but bad in bed, or he led with a sweetness that carried a threat underneath it.

I figured that Anthony must have been a false promise: handsome but bad in bed, or he led with a sweetness that carried a threat underneath it.

“No it’s not. Those are weird internet people. Have you tried making real-life friends?”

“No it’s not. Those are weird internet people. Have you tried making real-life friends?”

She wrote him stories and he told her not to publish them.

She wrote him stories and he told her not to publish them.

I was searching for inner peace. V stopped replying to my calls and texts.

I was searching for inner peace. V stopped replying to my calls and texts.

It intensified until one of them crashed into me and spilled my beer.

It intensified until one of them crashed into me and spilled my beer.

DIY Girl turns shit into sugar, men into murderers. DIY Girl is a melted qt-colored crayon

DIY Girl turns shit into sugar, men into murderers. DIY Girl is a melted qt-colored crayon

Sensitive men have a way of making problems for themselves. ​​​​​​