We stepped into a washroom and I looked longer at the ring on her finger. “It’s just for starters.” She opened the tap of the industrial sink and drank sideways, water slipping down her chin. She
My homework, which I assigned to myself, the way kids do sometimes, consisted of hobbling around my room in a witch hat, practicing spells on my shoes.
Her husband had grown the jalapeños in the backyard along with shy heirloom tomatoes and a few anemic cucumbers. He’d tried lettuce and even Sugar Baby watermelons but, at the first sign of ripeness,
I ate the steak violently because that was how I loved, and a love this intense must always be met with more.
Leah Dieterich:’s Vanishing Twins A Marriage came onto my radar when I saw it described as a Barthes-like book of fragments about an open marriage. As I read it, I discovered that it’s a book about
I thought Roger Waters was full of shit, I mean
1. Pull the Release
Before opening the trunk, consider the world outside of it. Think of the miles of hot asphalt rolling underneath you. Think of the many men in the many other cars who might
If I had to take a shit that meant I had to go downstairs. I didn’t have a specific aversion to leaving the attic— I just never felt like getting out of bed. Also, the second floor toilet got clogged
Tori hugged the tree and went home and immediately started petting her dog
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See what’s new: Bat brain
The slow stacking of weight or the flinging down of a toe while the torso is already ahead. There are always new body parts to hit on sides of doors. I like to put my legs into pants in front of an open window, then stick my head out to see who’s around.
The gas station sat on the corner like a tasteless cheeseburger.
Dr. Sandoval asked if I was planning on having children.
O Build-A-Bonfire, O
Blue Subaru
The story is usually backstabbing of some kind.
My sister has been reading a lot about her pores lately. At the moderately priced tourist town spa where we've met for the weekend, a commercial for the dual action microdermabrasion brush comes on the television above the hot wax station, and she swears their blackhead diagram is incomplete.
In my favorite bookstore in a city where I no longer live, there’s a sign for sale that says: when in doubt, turn left. I don’t remember the name of the gym where I spent my adolescence, but I could
In the spring of 1989 an asteroid the size of the Empire State Building crossed Earth’s orbit.
Then it came time to open said package of Twizzlers
It was supposed to be
a joyous thing
It happened at a small party I’d planned at a nightclub in the meatpacking district.
She tore off pieces and kept them in her mouth.
He was taking swigs out of a bottle of Listerine.
