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December 25, 2015 | Fiction

I Lost My Orgasm

Hillary Leftwich

Maybe I dropped it as I struggle to hold the box of Munchkin donuts and the lukewarm cup of coffee in my hands that I brought for you. Even after you told me not to. Even after you told me you needed space.

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Great Moments in Cinematic Drinking: Scrooged photo

December 24, 2015 | Great Moments in Cinematic Drinking

Great Moments in Cinematic Drinking: Scrooged

Matt Sailor

Christmas Past Bill Murray has come a long way. His corner office is all black lacquer and... more


December 23, 2015 | movie reviews


Sean Kilpatrick

Where is the sequel with everyone’s joy icon shown twenty years down the road, morphed into a cenobite, gnawing the bedpost it tied itself to, libidinously squelched?

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December 23, 2015 | Fiction

Mt. Silver

Adam Zachary

I couldn’t sleep when we shared a bed anyway, so most nights, when he was deep enough, I wriggled out of his armpit to lay on the floor, play Pokémon until sunrise caught on spots in the window.