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Mark Patrick Spencer
When I die
In the woods
I will be found
After 14 months
By a 9 year old
You're picturing a boy
But it's a<a class="more" href="/web_features/hollow">... more</a>
Luke walks that line inbetween doing his booty-shaking and grinding on stage and also seeming like your “cool” youth pastor and that's not a knock. I love Luke Bryan and there's something about him that seems so genuine and sweet, I can't even picture him being fussy or rude with anyone.
I’m a stockpiling cakemix of a man trapped in the well Tarantino dug for me around age eleven.
at work last night a group of brisbane boys came to<a class="more" href="/web_features/when-people-say-39-fun-fact-39-i-interrupt-and-say-39-you-39-re-never-going-to-own-a-house-39">... more</a>
We had no idea what Erotica Week would look like when we dreamed it up, over Twitter,<a class="more" href="/web_features/reasons-why-ladies-prefer-chuck-norris-to-steven-seagall">... more</a>
We had no idea what Erotica Week would look like when we dreamed it up, over Twitter, months ago.<a class="more" href="/web_features/what-bangkok-feels-like-to-a-recovering-sex-addict">... more</a>
Over the course of being mounted by this tome, I took up a pipe, drank scotch from an airplane toilet, consigned to rubbing myself down with strange bleaches, minced any sense of diet intentionally diabetic by an assortment of binge ate junk...