If this album were a place, it would be a penny candy store: high fructose and courting an overdose. 

The only piece of advice I’ve got for anyone is to shout your precious name into the rain & wait for a response. 

I was birthed alongside a digested McMuffin evacuated from a parallel pipe—my mother’s last pre-labor meal. She opted for a natural birth, taking only an aspirin, never uttering a complaint.

"Don't tuck your art in." Jamie Foxx

H-E-double hockey sticks

He’s called the rat king because of the actual rats  that hang from his shoulders like epaulets.

When I told you I wanted to file a police report for our missing love, you turned to me with your best impression of a blank page. 

A garment can withstand swell if the body can withstand laceration

My fiancée wants to have a threesome. He tells me this when he comes home from his new job and I wonder what it is about data analysis and interpretation that gets him going. 

One of the men I love’s pointing a gun—stainless steel, ecru handle--at his temple, and I tell him I’ll do anything if he puts down that gun. 

I feel blessed. I thank God with a capital G for my success.

(The baptism.) The first time I had sex my hymen didn’t break and you missed your bus We wrote Mary Karr on the... more

The president lands to a reception line & it’s all already campaigning again always. The president lands & I already took a shit this morning.

In this piece, the sculptor will sculpt herself sculpting. 

Have you ever fucked a flower? I recommend it just don’t try telling it what its problem is. 

This album feels like rain; like those moments when you are half asleep in bed reviewing the day.

The bank took the car but they didn't take my legs, so this morning I stole the neighbor kid's bike and pedaled into town. 

At dawn on Saturday, our powerlifting group arrived at the locker room to try on singlets.

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Dipping a finger into the little tub of pink polish, Jade struggled to focus on her sacristan duties: polish all the silver for the Sunday Eucharist—two wine chalices, two patens for bread, and one slotted spoon. 

Enemas blastin!

Lying next to her, I wrote the last chapter of the Bible and surrounded our bed with Doritos.

through the hole in / your Reeboks I contemplate our future.

First of all I want to thank you for accepting my friend request.  Out of all our graduating class of 1992, you were the only one to do so.  

Just This Morning A New Jersey train derails and crushes the station. I wake slow, make coffee on the other side of the... more