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Book: Alice, or The Wild Girl
You can measure out your life with coffee spoons and you can measure it by the way someone starts an email.
Book: Alice, or The Wild Girl
This has been a bad date that ended with a bad blowjob.
Cincinnati radicalized me.
In the meantime I will leave the box of mac and cheese I bought to keep in my pantry, just in case I need to feed you, collect dust.
I was searching for inner peace. V stopped replying to my calls and texts.
It intensified until one of them crashed into me and spilled my beer.
You were never going to let me, a Hindu atheist, walk down an aisle, in front of your parents to “Everybody Wants to Rule the World.” (ok, my fantasy).
Obviously this is not everyone’s experience during a marathon
DIY Girl turns shit into sugar, men into murderers. DIY Girl is a melted qt-colored crayon
“Give me his number,” my aunt said, pulling on her weightlifting gloves.
Art is, to me, a balance between what you say and what you don’t. What you let a stranger’s imagination fill in.
While decorating for Christmas, my nieces stopped mid–garland untangling to perform their new choreography to the ten-minute “All Too Well.” No one asked for it. They were just doing it. Full-body
There are two breeds of love in the world / but I forget what they are.
standing around in my underwear
in the kitchen Christmas Eve
1:25like, I think they tolerate my family, or like they like us, because we're always at the deli
Last week I arrived in Montreal with no particular address in mind.
It was August 26th and my lease started September 1st. A more intelligent being would point out that there may be a problem with
I’m steadily acquiring encyclopedic knowledge of the impacts of different medications and antidepressants on men’s dicks.
journal entry #3
the birds ministered from tall pines
our eyes were
sites of excavation effaced by inner winters
went blind
amid the gorge the
I. xaxaxaxa
I don’t consider myself esoteric or mystical, but while tidying my desk I found a little square
sticker with just the number 8 on it; I think it fell off the new t-shirt I was
See, I’m too stupid to write a poem.
Remember when I said this, that afternoon by the lake
in our purple & yellow short shorts,