March 6, 2013 | Fiction
If it hadn’t been for my day job, I never would have gone to Steve’s Shoes. I was a personal assistant to a famous actor’s wife, which... more
She said, during the commercial break, that she was a fan of westerns. I said, I loved the train... more
The first time I fingered a girl, I messed it up. Of course, I didn’t realize at the time. It happened on a Friday night, at a playground. There were four of us there. Two girls, two boys. It was a very open thing. The girl who I fingered said she’d let me try, and we sent our friends to the basketball court to wait for us.
Matthew Simmons (@matthewjsimmons)
And then there's Rob Delaney. The next time Rob Delaney tweets—which is probably going to be in... more