The cow udder, Freud wrote, was in its form a penis and in its nature a breast, and therefore the intermediary between penis and breast. The blowjob was therefore the image of innocence.

The cow udder, Freud wrote, was in its form a penis and in its nature a breast, and therefore the intermediary between penis and breast. The blowjob was therefore the image of innocence.

We had enough coke on us to keep the entire party going until sunrise, and when the late arrivals started trickling in, we got practical.

We had enough coke on us to keep the entire party going until sunrise, and when the late arrivals started trickling in, we got practical.

I figured that Anthony must have been a false promise: handsome but bad in bed, or he led with a sweetness that carried a threat underneath it.

I figured that Anthony must have been a false promise: handsome but bad in bed, or he led with a sweetness that carried a threat underneath it.

“No it’s not. Those are weird internet people. Have you tried making real-life friends?”

“No it’s not. Those are weird internet people. Have you tried making real-life friends?”

I was searching for inner peace. V stopped replying to my calls and texts.

I was searching for inner peace. V stopped replying to my calls and texts.

It intensified until one of them crashed into me and spilled my beer.

It intensified until one of them crashed into me and spilled my beer.

DIY Girl turns shit into sugar, men into murderers. DIY Girl is a melted qt-colored crayon

DIY Girl turns shit into sugar, men into murderers. DIY Girl is a melted qt-colored crayon

Sensitive men have a way of making problems for themselves. ​​​​​​

Sensitive men have a way of making problems for themselves. ​​​​​​

She thought of writing as not just a plea to be seen but a plea to be loved.

She thought of writing as not just a plea to be seen but a plea to be loved.

1:25like, I think they tolerate my family, or like they like us, because we're always at the deli

1:25like, I think they tolerate my family, or like they like us, because we're always at the deli

I’m steadily acquiring encyclopedic knowledge of the impacts of different medications and antidepressants on men’s dicks.

I’m steadily acquiring encyclopedic knowledge of the impacts of different medications and antidepressants on men’s dicks.

His breath smells like spliff and orange juice and peanut butter. It’s delicious.

His breath smells like spliff and orange juice and peanut butter. It’s delicious.

Revelers in various stages of undress, semi-dress, drag and fetishistic extravagance frolicked, tripping out on the music and their collective naughtiness.