"I reached out to Cosmo online! They’re doing a segment on terminally online gays with non-terminal cancer!!"

"I reached out to Cosmo online! They’re doing a segment on terminally online gays with non-terminal cancer!!"

Abigail’s face blotched with hot blood. I made my way to the back of the room, ordered a whiskey at the open bar, repainted my lips cherry red.

Abigail’s face blotched with hot blood. I made my way to the back of the room, ordered a whiskey at the open bar, repainted my lips cherry red.

Yesterday, The Coffee Cart Guy on 38th and 6th had sex with Rachel on the floor of his metal breakfast cart. 

Yesterday, The Coffee Cart Guy on 38th and 6th had sex with Rachel on the floor of his metal breakfast cart. 

Then, she reached out a slender arm and Max thought she was going to grant him magic powers, but she just took the rest of his Pringles.

Then, she reached out a slender arm and Max thought she was going to grant him magic powers, but she just took the rest of his Pringles.

When taking drugs of this caliber – drugs that show you death’s light – there is always some part of you that wants to die.

When taking drugs of this caliber – drugs that show you death’s light – there is always some part of you that wants to die.

When she looks back at me, there’s a saturnine hopelessness in her eyes I understand too well.

When she looks back at me, there’s a saturnine hopelessness in her eyes I understand too well.

Wild as the jungles they came from,
where boas flexed around their trunks —
like my other brushes with miracles,
the men who love you back, how they come
to you, gorgeous and invasive,

Wild as the jungles they came from,
where boas flexed around their trunks —
like my other brushes with miracles,
the men who love you back, how they come
to you, gorgeous and invasive,

Jimmy’s thing was his violent ability in soccer. Bismarthalou’s was in his preposterous name and the mystifying way in which he spoke of his potentially fictitious motherland.

Jimmy’s thing was his violent ability in soccer. Bismarthalou’s was in his preposterous name and the mystifying way in which he spoke of his potentially fictitious motherland.

“There’s no reason to spread melodramatic rumors about the delay of the album,” she says

“There’s no reason to spread melodramatic rumors about the delay of the album,” she says

When they first met dirty talk felt like solving timed coding challenges at a job interview.

When they first met dirty talk felt like solving timed coding challenges at a job interview.

She was the sudden presence that filled the delivery room like a creation spirit pressing his thumb to make a wrinkle in space.

She was the sudden presence that filled the delivery room like a creation spirit pressing his thumb to make a wrinkle in space.

I fall asleep on the First Date. It happens when we're cresting the chain hill of a roller coaster called Sallie Mae.

I fall asleep on the First Date. It happens when we're cresting the chain hill of a roller coaster called Sallie Mae.

When I was ten years old something happened, an event I never understood