He was like, "Everyone knows what racoons like to do."

What an asshole.

Lydia! What the heck is the hold up? How long does it take to throw a rope over a branch?

Well, you see the horns there. They're a good size, I think. And so me, I ask about them, I say, You got horns?

I heard about what happened last week.
Oh yeah, that was just—
It wasn't right. I'm really sorry about that.

Okay, now -- I'm going to tie this end to the box. Lydia, throw the other end over our tree. Gilly, stand guard over the box.

Excuse me, sir, is that a sword in your gut?

You want to watch a movie?

Nah, I think I'm going to go write for a bit.

Are you ready dear Brianna?

My daughter is going to be so disappointed in me.

Someone is in trouble! Should I be running toward danger?

Flying is dangerous, Lydia. I don't want to die today, do you? 
I guess not.

Oh, sheesh! ... What the heck?

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Them are SOME horns, aren't they.

Hey Elizabeth-- Haven't you ever wanted to fly?

I'm just like everyone else... A person drinking coffee...