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Nymph()maniac Vol. 1 and 2 photo
April 9, 2014 | movie reviews

Nymph()maniac Vol. 1 and 2

Sean Kilpatrick

Why is Von Trier my man? He’s my man whose bruises I refuse to conceal. I have no debate or defense, he’s atop me. I must strangle myself in his defense. 

The Grand Budapest Hotel photo
April 7, 2014 | movie reviews

The Grand Budapest Hotel

Sean Kilpatrick

The twee hustle a brand of nostalgia excluding most. The characters involved are living out the party you missed through... more

The Lego Movie photo
March 11, 2014 | movie reviews

The Lego Movie

Sean Kilpatrick

And if a man in a dress shirt and sneakers mashing his foreskin upwind during urination upon yonder innocent lass, tweeting, “Soon I will be an integral part of your biography,” isn’t for you, here’s to you. 

Internal Affairs / Deep Cover photo
February 14, 2014 | movie reviews

Internal Affairs / Deep Cover

Sean Kilpatrick

Bean cures hetero monogamy of squareness

The Boys Next Door (1985) photo
January 31, 2014 | movie reviews

The Boys Next Door (1985)

Sean Kilpatrick

flipping out total blond and brunette loser pal road trip butt munch style and going 80s rampage at their sperm.

Happy Birthday to Me photo
January 1, 2014 | movie reviews

Happy Birthday to Me

Sean Kilpatrick

This movie is a semiotic fuck you

Escape from Tomorrow photo
January 1, 2014 | movie reviews

Escape from Tomorrow

Sean Kilpatrick

Behold the ass of Mickey

Great Moments in Cinematic Drinking: Gremlins photo
December 27, 2013 | Great Moments in Cinematic Drinking, movie reviews

Great Moments in Cinematic Drinking: Gremlins

Matt Sailor

Kingston Falls, USA is the most beautiful matte painting on earth. An idyllic little town with... more

Gaspar Noe’s Enter the Void photo
November 29, 2013 | movie reviews, Fiction

Gaspar Noe’s Enter the Void

Erin Kautza

Hanging panties like cat skin, or Books of Dead and leaving in nighties. The jambs are so low. Lights on high are... more

Great Moments in Cinematic Drinking: The Shining photo
November 15, 2013 | movie reviews, Great Moments in Cinematic Drinking

Great Moments in Cinematic Drinking: The Shining

Matt Sailor

Halfway through The Shining, Jack Nicholson accepts a glass of whiskey from a ghost. It’s... more

Great Moments in Cinematic Drinking: The Bad News Bears photo
October 4, 2013 | Great Moments in Cinematic Drinking, movie reviews

Great Moments in Cinematic Drinking: The Bad News Bears

Matt Sailor

Walter Matthau, we assume, has had a bad day. Or a bad night. Or both. Hell, back it up... more

Don Jon photo
October 1, 2013 | movie reviews

Don Jon

Sean Kilpatrick

Did you know mites are accruing primo destinies beneath my fur? Their spit glues each lover I’ve loved deeper into the next. I am a... more

The Act of Killing photo
September 16, 2013 | movie reviews

The Act of Killing

Sean Kilpatrick

The American stillborn sense of justice has worn its grave so truthfully all things pious count no more and didn’t then. We... more

Great Moments in Cinematic Drinking: Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan photo
September 6, 2013 | Great Moments in Cinematic Drinking, movie reviews

Great Moments in Cinematic Drinking: Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan

Matt Sailor

At first, you think it’s going to be that old cliché:  men... more

Pacific Rim photo
August 9, 2013 | movie reviews

Pacific Rim

Sean Kilpatrick

DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PACIFIC RIM IS LIKE DAMN!!!! MY OWN PISS MIGHT CONCERN A WHISPER KABLOOEY-STYLE REVERSED TO KIDNEY AS... more

The To-Do List photo
August 2, 2013 | movie reviews

The To-Do List

Sean Kilpatrick

Dearest Aubrey, Thou standeth, hovered, petite creature of charmed and varied complexion, the eschewal of which may tickle my... more

Only God Forgives photo
July 26, 2013 | movie reviews

Only God Forgives

Sean Kilpatrick

Note to critics: Nicolas Winding Refn is your better.

This Is The End (Spoiler Alert: Even Hipsters Can Love It) photo
July 19, 2013 | movie reviews

This Is The End (Spoiler Alert: Even Hipsters Can Love It)

Max

I’ve been shocked by reactions to This Is The End on two separate occasions. The first... more

Adam Novy on Plot: Skyfall photo
June 4, 2013 | movie reviews

Adam Novy on Plot: Skyfall

Adam Novy

Some thoughts on the plot of the newest Bond movie, Skyfall.

A Place Beyond the Pines (2013) photo
April 17, 2013 | movie reviews

A Place Beyond the Pines (2013)

Max

Derek Cianfrance’s intense crime drama A Place Beyond The Pines affected me in a way that a movie hasn’t... more

Spring Breakers (2013) photo
March 25, 2013 | movie reviews

Spring Breakers (2013)

Max

Harmony Korine’s Spring Breakers is like every good girl’s fantasy of being bad turned on its head and twisted into... more

Django Unchained (2012) photo
January 9, 2013 | movie reviews

Django Unchained (2012)

Max

  Django Unchained was the best movie I saw in 2012  (though Take Shelter and Moonrise Kingdom are a close... more

Rare Exports (Finland, 2010) photo
December 25, 2012 | movie reviews

Rare Exports (Finland, 2010)

Max

I can tell you right now that the visual of thousands of Santas running naked through the Finnish/Russian countryside with... more

Beasts of the Southern Wild (2012; on DVD now) photo
December 3, 2012 | movie reviews

Beasts of the Southern Wild (2012; on DVD now)

Max

  Searching for her mother, as well as caring for the people she loves as they battle for... more

Annie Hall (1977) photo
November 30, 2012 | movie reviews

Annie Hall (1977)

Max

Although Woody Allen (Alvy Singer) might be the most adorable hipster on the face of the planet and I consider his... more

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