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Hi! How are you? I am doing well myself.
I was a very nervous kid. I was anxious all the time,
but I am doing well myself.

I was bullied for being Asian American.
People thought I might be a young Chinese person,
would call me a “china man”, a boy with no eyes.
It was very confusing because I am not Chinese.
It was some racist-ass bullshit, but I am doing well myself.

I hope you’re having a good week, thank you for being here!
I get nervous all the time, not even about like major life things.
I decided to do something about this anxiety recently.
I decided I was gonna try and then I did nothing. No,
I didn’t do anything.

I really do appreciate you coming because you didn’t have to.
It is 100% easier to not do things than to do them.
I’m supposed to handle real problems in adult life,
but it’s really easy not to go to things.
You ever have those days where you’re like,
it was the end of the world? I sit around and think about
real sticks of dynamite and giant anvils falling from the sky.
I have never stepped in quicksand, I’ve never even heard about it.
I sit around and think about what to do about quicksand.

Thank you for being here. You can do anything to me.
I can tolerate any treatment. I am doing well myself.
I’ll just keep all my emotions right here, and then one day,
I’ll die. Bury the boy.
Life is a fucking nightmare!

The moral of the story is that I think in heaven,
they built three quarters of a person and then forgot the final switch.
They just sent me out. What the fuck am I supposed to do with that.

Thanks very much for listening to me.