1. A poem about desire
a man in the airport looking at women
ponytails and leggings
how combustible is that marriage
how insecure is your husband
another man in a button up and tan shoes that tie
i am slutty but not reckless
we should sext other people
feminist fuckboy
ex-frat band mate
see you never
i am allergic to you
would choose my mental health over you
opiate vs opioid
too many khakis in the L word
not enough carhartts in the L word
whatever garbage is on bravo
men you used to date are viewing your linkedin
west town softboy
good first husband material
men in the airport are eating breakfast sandwiches
buy me mink lashes and some introspection
buy me unlimited data and some self-worth
there are no free pix
zuckerberg owns what’s up
snapchoo
blowjob runny nose
drake is a homophone
thank you body
eating bagels again
just want fifteen bagels
finally met a guy with disposable income
finance bro clean fingernails
international bro no passes
like he could even handle a full bush
still deciding on 2018’s diet
still crushing on sporty spice
marry me dana fairbanks
femme 4 sports bra type
praying to be alcoholic by 40
seeking a very slutty ATM
seeking queer no cat
seeking bush on northside mom
pregnanny
first wife
just tell me i’m funny
will shave for no one
still eating bread
domme for pay sub for play
cool whip because it’s vegan
getting fingered is vegan
fibromyalgia vs. vulvodynia
if it weren’t for the money
click here if you think manipulating men is inevitably their issue
seeking gym dyke no ego
do not meet people on bourbon street
brooklyn prefers natural
art bro dirty sneakers
better in bed sober
he constantly needs you
cure yeast infection
pussy full of monistat
is kanye punking kim
grapes are too high sugar for my vaginal flora
my sugar daddy told me i’m a seven
is carole radziwill punking the real housewives of new york city
is beyonce punking us all
what makes it good
bridgeport gramma
go poly for no one
praying to be a lesbian by 2019
femme 4 dog mom
not into cats
not into sleepovers
seeking dude long hair no cat
pilsen dirty basement
logan square fuckboy
still wanna smush vinny
another tattoo of a woman’s back
i give uber drivers my number
10% off foot locker
go monog for no one
you can cheat on me bette porter
real housewives episode salary
lisa vanderpump net worth
isabel dos santos net worth
cam newton stylist salary
buy me a vitamix and halsey tickets
grad school is the wrong decision
a lot of straight girl making out
a slow controlled jiggle
marry me brittney griner
just tell me i’m pretty
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