Brad's reviews

vegas reviews.

caesars palace **********

a.k.a. "the hub". its big. its just so dang big. if you are walking down the strip and you are walking in front of caesars palace, you will stop and say to yourself, "that place is big. its just so dang big." granted there are bigger hotels, but none seem to take up the vast mass of land that caesars does. seriously. its big.

the rio **********

all suite, which means you will probably get a big couch in your room. plus, the carnival buffet is worth every cent (note: let it be known that i can seriously eat - just ask aaron - i can hang with the best of em, and each time i walk away from the carnival buffet thinking, "it whipped me again. AGAIN!"). the rio is like one big carnival, and we love carnivals.

the guy in front of the mgm grand who will wait for people who want their picture taken, and then take it for them, and expect the couple to pay him for his services **

not cool. funny, but not cool. i give him 2 stars for his boldness.

the rides on top of the stratosphere *********

pretty much the only redeeming thing the stratosphere has going for it are the rides on top. if you dont know what im talking about, just think of a roller coaster and a drop zone (and if you dont know what the drop zone is i feel sorry for you) on top of the spaceneedle in seattle. the time i went on them they had to close it after our turn due to high winds. it just doesnt get any better than that, folks.

roulette ***********

yup.

circus circus *****

has the look, feel, and smell of a real circus. its so dirty inside its almost worth the stroll down there.

This is Brad driving into Vegas. We think that is his excited face.

treasure island *******

one word. pirates.

sigefried and roy *

mmmm...i dunno....

the pools **********

if youve ever been, you know the routine. wake up, go to the pool, gamble, repeat.

the airport *****

let it be known that i would rather drive, but on the rare occasions i have flown in, the airport never lets me down. you arent even out of the plane and you can hear slot machines. vegas is full of smart people who think of stuff like putting slot machines in airports.

no clocks anywhere ********

you leave when youre broke and tired, not when the clock tells you to go.