Brad's lack of review

For this issue, Brad was sick. All he could contribute was "sniff sniff, bluuugh. dribble dribble." We asked him if that was a review of something and all he could reply with was "all i want is my BED!" This is something of a compilation, an accidental review of his own reviewing skills.

"i just never got around to it. the times when i wanted to do something (wanted as in had the free time) i just wasnt feeling it. knameen? sometimes ill sit down and .....i got nothing. other times, i sit down and BAM im done in like 10 minutes with some 'literary goodness'*. im still waiting for my BAM moment. dont worry though...it'l come. it always does."

"but beware. i will throw down. the axe will fall and heads will roll. just so you know..."

"...and then, when the axe feels compitent, loved and cared for, i let it go.

its beautiful if you really think about it.

the axe falls.

panic ensues.

sinews are severed.

chaos abounds.

noone is safe anymore. the axe is OUT OF CONTROL."

"you just cant rush the creative process. im an artist and i need space."

* The editors substituted 'literary goodness' here with something Brad so grossly misspelled, we weren't sure what he actually meant. When Brad gets excited he tends to throw in lots of vowels and umlauts. You get the idea.