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[September '03] Brad warned that he might not be able to get some reviews to us in time for this review. So we mocked him. Told him how upset we were, and started throwing things. We've all been watching a little too much American Chopper lately, so our tantrum inspired Brad.
[August] Brad is back, after a few months off, with some bad spelling, no punctuation, a total lack of basic sentence structure, but some funny reviews about whatever is on his mind.
[April]
[March] Brad has what he likes to call the "vegases". Brad tells you why you need to embrace Las Vegas for what it is and love it.
[February] These are some movies you should see... even though we haven't. [December] Brad is sick, so we improvised. [10/20] Remember those old OK Soda commercials and how they had a 1-800 number? This is kinda like one of those. [9/09] Part Sigur Ros review, part poetry. Brad reviews bodies, and is sure to offend some people. If only with his grammar and punctuation. Our only belief is that possibly his humor is inversely proportional to his literacy. These are books you should be reading. Recent favorites. [7/21] Brad thinks he should get a Pultzer (sic) for his reviews this time. We were going to make a joke that we were surprised he even spelled it right... then we noticed he didn't. [6/24] This page is turning into something of "Brad's corner." We don't see anything wrong with that.
Before we even noticed, Brad became our official reviewer. He is convinced his system of starring reviews will revolutionize reviewing. [4/28]
Brad's movie tastes have to be accepted for what they are, but as this review proves, he is a great, great writer.
In High Fidelity, Cusack asks "did I listen to pop music because I was depressed, or was I depressed because I listened to pop music?"
We are not sure what that has to do with this review.
We told you in things we like: "Panic Room (no, we have not seen it yet, but if you even dare to speculate that it will be anything less than amazing, we will hunt you down and do something as yet to be decided).
We are poor and still have not seen it, but Roberta has, and she knows the deal.
"...it has a raw intensity that seems to be missing from music today. Ladies and gentlemen, we have found our anti-Creed."
Hell's Bells whispered.
Billy Corgan yells "Hey kids rock and
roll, ROCK ON!", and we obey. We are currently looking for reviews on whatever you would like to review. We endorse a review what you like policy, beit a movie from the 70's or a new book just out, so send them in. |
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