Brad's reviews
ideas over time come few and far between. i've pulled the good and bad from all time and compiled them into a hobartpulp.com review. i should get a pultzer for this one.
the garden weasel ****
if i was an old gardener i would love this thing. but im not. but i'll give it four stars anyway.
the post it note *****
some genius too smart for the rest of us made this thing so the rest of us could put our dumb ideas on this paper so we wont forget them. what?
meat cleavers *****
probably the coolest looking thing since the medeival battle axe. no kitchen should be without one (no kitchen should be without a meat cleaver either.)
nunchakus **********
are they so cool cause you can make them in your garage, or are they so cool cause you can really jack an attacking foe? the answers are yes and yes.
pam *******
this stuff is like edible-spray-on-teflon. ive used pam in my engine instead of motor oil. ive used pam to prevent uncomfortable chafing. the possibilities of pam are endless!
the zipper ******
no not the zipper on your pants or jacket. im talkin' bout the ride, sucka. no state fair or traveling carnival is complete without the master of all portable rides. bound to make the faint, um, faint.
kung foo *****
yeah, kung foo is pretty darn entertaining. fifteen stars when combined with the aforementioned nunchakus (a hobart record).
the greek system -***
thats right - negative stars. who thought of a system where you basically buy friends that are going to eventually stab you in the back because your abercrombie clothes are more "worn" than theirs? did i mention you have to pay for this? greek system gets -3 stars.
the california DMV -*
its personal now. dont get me started. thats all im saying.
Another "all-timer." Soccer rules, and nothing exhibited that better than Preki and the Tacoma Stars from the MISL. (lots of stars)
nerf *******
nerf will always rock. who was the genius that thought of (sometimes) soft foam that you can jack (heres jack used in a sentence since i've used it twice now to describe the same thing: "ooh, aaron just got jacked in the head with a nerf bat and ball set.") your friends with?
robots *****
you might as well learn to like them because in a short time they will be systematically replacing us. its good to say you like robots now so it wont seem like youre jumping on the "i like robots" bandwagon.
nyquil ******
round these parts, nyquil = sleepy time. plus it makes your cold and flu symptoms get better.
ideas that were not popular enough to review but get an honorable mention nonetheless:
the wheel
the lightbulb
running water
ambulances
magnifying glasses
beds
portable water and food
refrigerators
computers
antibiotics