Brad's reviews
reviews.
jack in the box baseball head anteanna balls *****
granted, im not a big anteanna ball fan - but jack struck gold with his baseball heads. collect them all and trade them with your friends.
kid rock ****
this guy...i want to be like, "aww, kid rock? that guy sucks!" but you know what? i always end up loving the guy. why? because he's all about the white trash (see (dis)likes, and you will notice that we here at hobart looooooooove white trash.). give it time. you too will come to like him.
canada ***
canada is cool cause stuff there is cheap and clean. however,
- everything is translated into french and we hate that
- overuse of the letter "u"
- only five people live there
mexico *****
mexico is cool cause stuff there is cheap and dirty. plus, when you buy something there, you can barter - and if theres one thing we love, its bartering.
vanilla coke ****
its like cherry coke but its vanilla. its good.
Brad does not explicitly say this, but we are pretty sure he really likes pictures of Mike in chainmail. Probably at least ****
undercover brother *****
this movie is the funniest movie ive ever seen. okay - i haven't seen it yet, but i think its going to be the best movie since deuce bigolo male gigolo.
tillamook beef steak nuggets ******
this is the best food ever created. all cows should be killed right now in order for there to be more beef steak nuggets. (ed note: Brad used to be vegetarian. it has been rumored these nuggets brought him back to the meat)
the word "hogwash" *****
pure W.T. if you want to sound smart/backwoodsy/trendy, say to a friend, "what? no. pure hogwash!"